Thanks Matti. I’ve not had a good laugh for a long time 
Hey, nice work with Invideo AI. That’s a really snazzy presentation video with lots of cool buzzwords it generated. I loved that it included vintage stock footage of someone typing on a Snow G3 Apple iBook… I had one of those turkeys, 20 years ago.
By the way, did you prompt it to include that your app does “source code syntax highlighting” or was that a random ad-lib by the AI?
Hey Matti, it is Data Center edition and 300k is a funny price, let’s start from $3B
Hi, what do you mean? $3 billion is full Atlassian turnover in one year.
300k € is for me here in Finland (to live and pay housing rent, electricity, phone bills, internet, water, food, etc.) 3-6 years salary in one man company.
Also please get known if I sell it with i.e 10001-100000 € then I loos all my social befits in money based laws of Finland (Unemployment Insurance and more) for very long time, so little imagination can I live rest of my life as unemployed here with 10001-100000 €? Simple answer for this is no I can’t live in Finland needed time without any monthly warranted income too long time.
Lets make little calculations:
I sell this for new owner with 100k €
Then I pay YEL amount in screenshot below (24,112 €/year):
I have dept in banks 50000 € + insert %…
And taxes?
So thinks then what I have left in my bank account if I pay 100000 € - 24112 € + 60000 € - pre-payment taxes for state of Finaland (However I can not but that 60000 € sum that I owe for banks to tax reduces so tax % come to calculated from 100000 € - 24112 € = 75 888 € - some tax % (tax by my Tax Officer help is 22467,55 €) = 53420,45 € to hand - my all bank loans = -6579,55 €).
If I keep my approved status to be just unemployed entrepreneur by TE-palvelut/KELA then I get 1400 € / month warranted rest of my life then my income is here 16800 € / year forever if I don’t get some how my business working good or someone will not want to give me paid job .
An AI app and dark theme? My only suggestion would be enhancing this (already amazing) product with some blockchain integration, and then we’ll be ready to build a decentralized peer-to-peer community that can really make Web3 a reality in the Atlassian ecosystem.
With NoSQL, of course, it’s webscale.
To the moon, my friend 
Honestly, man, you can probably get a guy on Fiverr that can build yet another GPT wrapper for 200$. Nobody will pay 300k for this, not even 30k, not even 3k.
Best of luck with your hustle, but I think you might need some more effort to make money out of it
Hi, I think that I am going to delete my account and all Apps from Marketplace and terminate my Virtual Private Server contract and then I save about 200 € / month from my pension insurance paid by KELA sum of 1400 € / month rest of my life as long I get my self to re-employed. 200 € / month is minimum sum needed to pay food and non-alcohol drinks in Finland per month and housing rent is 637 € / month, so calculate how much holds in my hand after I pay rent + food every month. And with help of advocate/attorney/lawyer free of charge helps me out from this huge sum of bank loans + credit card loans in 5 years based to over-dept person laws of Finland.
